Fantard of the Week: Adam Lambert is NOT GAY!!!!

Posted by againstallodds on April 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 AM
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This woman is convinced that Adam Lambert is not gay, because attractive people cannot be gay, Christian people cannot be gay, and the VFTW pictures of him kissing a dude are all photoshopped. Then she says, "Have an open mind." We love freak shows like her, because they always make us laugh.
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HBIC
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:02am
Joined: 21 May 2006

She should go on a hunger strike until the world realizes that Adam Lambert is straight, like that one girl did until Sanjaya was voted off.

FailTrain
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:04am
Joined: 19 Apr 2009

If 1/10 people are gay, and about 4/10 people are Christian, then 4/100 people are going to be gay AND Christian.

This is pathetic, compared to the last fantard.
Which wasn't me, or anything...

LaBelleMorte
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:08am
Joined: 22 Apr 2009

this chick is just plain delusional.
She should really consider the hunger strike, she needs it.

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BOO.

Cyanide
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:10am
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

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Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. Good.
That’ll keep you going for the show.
Come on, it’s time to go.

joeyharmonic
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:11am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

ZMOG, she is sooo right!!! Good looking Men cannot be Gay, Men who wear makeup aren't Gay and Christans, especially, are never, ever, Gay.

If Adam was straight he wouldn't want to fuck her fat, ugly, ass anyway,

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Duke of Vandals
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:11am
Joined: 13 May 2008

Can someone report them to the proper authorities to remove this video because it contains copyrighted material? Normally, I wouldn't advocate such dickishness, but this piece of crap uses one of my all-time, top 5 favorite songs to back up the most flawed argument about Adam's sexuality ever.

Good looking people aren't gay? For real? She's obviously never met anyone who is gay. I know a lot of good looking gay men & women, and Hollywood is full of even better-looking gay men & women.

Christian people are not gay? For real? Those hundreds of pictures of Adam kissing a guy are fake? For real? Who has the time to photoshop all those pictures and what purpose would it really serve?

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darwin1981ph
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:32am
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Yeah I do agree with her, fuck off people who are saying that adam lambert is gay!
perez hilton is not gay! New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey is not gay! Ryan Seacrest is not gay! No one is gay!

twonyx
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:29am
Joined: 25 Feb 2009

Now wait a minute. Ryan Seacrest is NOT gay! Lambert, of course; but NOT Ryan.

Dawnie
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:30am
Joined: 25 Feb 2007

What a freak!

Moomin
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 9:34am
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

Is that a joke? Is it possible for people to actually think that?
eejit.