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| thefunnystone |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:11 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23601
Location: Causing Trouble
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Now that Danny's the pick, I'm sure some people who don't get this site at all will be pissed. Also, the undercover Adam and Allison fans are going to go crazy. Use this thread to mock anyone who gets angry. It's going to be a funny next few days.
Already on the front page:
Downeast wrote: I could SWEAR that not a month ago you were claiming every other day that VFTW would never, ever stoop to supporting Deadwife. But here you are...
The guy IS the chosen one. The Christians love him, the judges love him, he's never even been in the Bottom Three, he's Velveeta on Wonder Bread. What the FUCK about that makes him an appropriate pick here?
All you're going to do is help him win, which will keep the AI fools all happy in their comfort zone AND up Gokey's smugness level to radioactive fallout levels.
I'm embarrassed for this site, I truly am.
hookhoax wrote: ^^^ is getting the fuck out of here. Not that I needed your invitation.
I don't know... actually picking up the phone and voting for a guy we've all been SO anti this whole season just feels... wrong.
I hate AI and I know with only four contestants left it's hard to pick someone, but I'm bouncing. I'll be back next year when there are new contestants and I don't feel like I HAVE to vote for a douche like Danny Gokey.
Ugh. It's just not FUN anymore.
Peace out.
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| JohnnyDrama |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:13 pm |
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PaPa Fuck B**bs
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 2732
Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!
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The front page is getting its share of cliff jumpers!  |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:14 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27268
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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Time for a little
First up - sweep all these fucking tards out. You don't belong here. Best you hop aboard your space ship and head off to IDF now. Before I go Xenu on your asses.
ETA - note the date of signing up:
Quote: Malaysian Diva
Joined: 19 Mar 2009
Dave, I am sooooo disappointed in you. You've really let us down with this choice. How could you?
Quote: objectionnn
Joined: 03 May 2009
This is AWFUL.
I mean, I hate Danny Gokey with a passion, but people actually LIKE him.
Bad, bad, bad. Adam Lambert would've been the better choice-- isn't VFTW supposed to vote for the entertaining one? Even monkey boy Kris Allen would've been better...
Quote: dizazter
Joined: 03 May 2009
i agree with hookhoax, i have faithfully voted for whoever you guys pick has been for year, ive never felt the need to comment before now. Danny is a winner with or without the help from you guys, he is the judges fav and has a masive fan base, its almost as if you picked him just so you can take credit for his win, which will happen either way.
For the first time, I cannot/will not be voting. I am very dissapointed in a site that I have loved through the years. And the drawing???? Come on now....its more flattering to him then not...did Danny pay you guys off or something?
I'm finished with this year.
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| LuckyBlackCat |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:25 pm |
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VFTW Band Member
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
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Location: You people are idots.
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Fucking morons. Something had to separate the wheat from the chaff.
Goodbye, chaff sucking idiots.  |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:26 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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Quote: has a masive fan base I hope fan base is the tard term for his fat ass because when you check his tard sites, there's barely 500 members between them  |
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| smarterthanpickler |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:27 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Location: In your head
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Quote: Also, the undercover Adam and Allison fans are going to go crazy
And kill themselves?
Fairweather Worsters, been nice knowing. The doors that-a-way...
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| Kazyan |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:28 pm |
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Craig Sharpe
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
Posts: 756
Location: The Useless Corner - Chapters 6 = ON
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I don't get it. People absorb our talk about Danny being a douchebag, but will not turn around and vote for him when it comes from the same source?
Logic, there is none. |
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| TheGoat |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:34 pm |
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Petting Zoo Nightmare
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Location: Caught in the Headlights at Night
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This was a brilliant move. Thanks for saving us the bandwidth..bye bye fake worsters/tards in disguise! |
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| sunshine8503 |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Suck it, Bitches!
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Location: Rooting for Jedward!
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I can't believe people actually think picking Adam or Allison would of been a better choice. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:00 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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Quote: sharpblogger
Joined: 03 May 2009
Psalm 57:6
They have prepared a net for my steps; My soul is bowed down; They dug a pit before me; They themselves have fallen into the midst of it. Selah.
Idiot.
Quote: tomyal0
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
DANNY SUCKS!!
Well duh, moron, that's the point!  |
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| RiddleMe98 |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:15 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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Location: Mourning Pauler's Departure
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Quote: Psalm 57:6
They have prepared a net for my steps; My soul is bowed down; They dug a pit before me; They themselves have fallen into the midst of it. Selah.
This is pretty funny since it is obviously a reference to Sophia...  |
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| jawajedi |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:19 pm |
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Will ideate for food
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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Location: Making shadow puppets in Plato's cave.
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I liked this one
Quote: Joined: 04 Apr 2009
WHAT THE FUCK.
So what happened, Dave? Christians throw you a big fat donation?
This site has officially jumped the shark.
It was lots of fun once, but you have totally lost it.
So long.
Idiot was a member less than a month!
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| Snotty |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:33 pm |
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Angry tweetsQuote: Why the heck did you pick Gokey? He is the anti VFTW! He already has the middle aged women vote! He doesnt need more help.. Quote: Why??? Why are we giving more votes to Gokey? Come on! Seriously? Does he only qualify as "worst" b/c he's a douche? Quote: whya re you voting for Danny I thought you hated him and would never vote for him remember he was at the bottom of yr list Quote: Danny Gokey?!!?....he has a huge Taylor Hicks like fanbase....dude..back Adam...He was in the bottom 2! |
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| Myndrunner |
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:34 pm |
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David Radford
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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Why are people having such a hard time with this? This is Vote for the Worst and Danny IS the WORST! Clearly! He's a total douchebag with the integrity of a used car salesman (i used to be one). He used his deceased wife, his BFF, and his spirituality to win support. He dances like a fat tard on stage and his ghoulish smirk makes my skin crawl. He's the perfect pick! Maybe with all these fakers gone, SCALR won't act up so much!
The Power of Gokey Compels You! Vote for the Douche!  |
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| joeyharmonic |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:01 am |
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Laconic Bastard
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
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| The fact that this pisses off the Lamebert-tards so much basically proves that DWD was the right choice. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:08 am |
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I Run This Joint!
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Quote: bodie358
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Sorry, no can do.
Quote: ineedalife
Joined: 18 Apr 2009
No no no!! Danny will sadly make it thru in all likelyhood without any "help". I think it would be more fun to vote for the person who would be the worst for AI! What the hay would they do with Adam Lambert? He's a marketing nightmare and is not the least bit commercial. Danny makes me ill, but not in the same way as the other VFTW candidates. I'm not sure I could stomach voting for Gokey the Groper.
Quote: kid_bomb
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
This is a very bad VFTW pick. Because if he ends up winning, this website wil claim victory, but so will American Idol. We can't support a contestant that AI actually is rooting for. This is exactly who they want to see win.
The judges might be praising Allison and Adam, but you all know that in the end, they will turn on them because they aren't what American Idol wants.
Plus the caricature sucks. Caricatures are supposed to exaggerate characteristics...like the fact that he is a chubster. Why the hell is he skinny? I gave up on voting for the VFTW pick after Meghan, she was the last pick that made any sense.
Allison would be a true VFTW victory.
Quote: lyndz_15
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
wow this is a HORRIBLE pick for this site! everyone fuckin loves danny (i have NO idea why) and it's just going to contribute to his already huge fan base. anyone else would have been a better choice, cuz the only people that complain about him go to this site. If u read anything else people talk about how much they love him.
Quote: Dixie Dawg
Joined: 03 May 2009
Folks, if you don't like Danny's singing or his performance abilities, that's one thing. However, to criticize him because he mentioned the passing of his wife and to consistently call him "douchebag" is very cruel. I understand what this site is all about and yes, it is entertaining; however, when entertainment becomes downright "nasty", then it's no longer entertainment, but a pitiful attempt to really hurt people.
I've lost members of my family to heart disease. My father had a massive heart attack and died when I was a child. Then, I lost my grandfather to congestive heart failure. My mother and my husband have both suffered heart attacks. Thank God they are doing okay. Please have a little more class and sympathy about his wife. Heart disease is very, very serious and one of the leading killers in this country, next to cancer.
I checked out his Foundation online and if he was to win American Idol, he could raise a lot of money for children in need. Do some of you really believe he has other motives and do you have proof? Come 'on - give the guy a break. Losing a loved one anytime is painful, but losing your spouse at such a young age is heartbreaking.
At least he appears to be doing a good deed in trying to raise money for a good cause. So many of the celebrities today waste their money on drugs, alcohol and entanglements with the law.
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| JohnnyDrama |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:28 am |
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PaPa Fuck B**bs
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^^^ Awww how cute. The last one is a Danny Tard. And he reminds us that people die!  |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:33 am |
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I Run This Joint!
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Quote: I've lost members of my family to heart disease. My father had a massive heart attack and died when I was a child. Then, I lost my grandfather to congestive heart failure. My mother and my husband have both suffered heart attacks Sounds like they need to marry Danny and meet their maker  |
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| tarynk |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:42 am |
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Bitch Macdonald
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| This is hilarious. I can't believe people are taking this so seriously. I love the fall out. |
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| RiddleMe98 |
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:58 am |
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Gaspy Archuleta
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Quote: I've lost members of my family to heart disease. My father had a massive heart attack and died when I was a child. Then, I lost my grandfather to congestive heart failure. My mother and my husband have both suffered heart attacks
Lay off the butter and walk around the block...  |
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